Ramblings of a Nobody
When Are You Due?
“When are you due?” “Are you pregnant?” “Take care of that little baby of ours!” (Ours??) “How far along are you?” **rubs my belly** Or the worst of all – “Please tell me you’re getting fat and not pregnant!” If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been asked that by a patient since […]More
Mommy Dearest (Well, not quite….)
I’m not cut out for this motherhood shit. My kids would be much better off with another mother. Just hear me out. I love my kids. I really do. I love seeing them achieve new things and reach new milestones. I love seeing them happy and hearing them laugh. But the day-to-day stuff doesn’t seem […]More
Den of Irritable Bowels
So, I’ve spent my day getting pulled in 4 different directions by all my “kids”, human and furry. Let’s take a step into my world… One dog, who has been resting for over a week now because of hind pain and a roller coaster diet, had finally “exploded” in the house overnight. This, we surmise, […]More
Mommy Confession #1
I love my kids. Remember that when I say the next thing. My daughter annoys the piss out of me sometimes. So much so, that I tell her that I hope that she’s blessed, not with a child like her, but with a child like me. True story. ~ SMore
What to Write?
My goal, as of now, is to blog about something every day. But why do I feel like I’m short on topics? This would surprise people who know me, because I never shut up. Do I “mommy blog”? That’s not me. Yet, it is. I’m a mom. It’s what I do. Hell, I’m bottle-feeding my […]More